Amping My Exposure

Captain's Log.
Star Date: @[47:]

Hey to all the readers of my blog.
What up?
Welcome to another episode of my blog!
Tonight's host is...yours truly. My guest tonight will be someone rather new on the scene. Perhaps, you've come across them on various websites or you've seen images of my guest! Maybe, this will be the first time ever that you've even heard of my guest! Nonetheless, I want you to extend a very warm, midwestern welcome to...TEXAS SUGAR BRADLEY!! Audience applause. Wait...what? Who? Texas Sugar Bradley? Now, come on, don't tell me you've never heard of them?! Ok. I'll give you a brief bio. Texas Sugar Bradley was born out of the Willy Moon Blues Name Generator! Ohhh! You say. Still puzzled but that not's telling us much. I'm just getting started. Hang on. There's more. So, Texas Sugar Bradley is new on the scene. Just hours old! That's how recent! Ok, I'm starting to get a feel for the name. It has flow. Tell me more about Texas Sugar Bradley. Well, TSB has decided to be the brand name for my iPhoneography fan page on Facebook! Hey! That's cool! Congrats! Thank you! Thank you! So, anyhoo, TSB has also agreed to be the name for my website which is in the offing. We'll be a joint venture/effort. I'm looking forward to a long partnership with Texas. Cool! Cool! Things look bright for your future! Thanks! Yeah, I'm hoping that 2013 will be a banner year for me! Soz, hey, umm...what does Texas Sugar Bradley look like? Exactly? I'm glad that YOU asked. What DOES Texas Sugar Bradley look like? Exactly. I'm going to give you a quick sneak peak. Ready? TA DA! Here's Texas Sugar Bradley! It's a headshot for promotional purposes. Having a butchers. HEY!! That's nothing but a PICTURE of a CAT! We thought you were going to post a pic of some hottie! Like Robert Pattinson or Channing Tatum!! We was ROBBED!! To quote my favourite physicist: BAZINGA!
Ha! Don't believe the hype! Grumbling ensuing. Caustic commenting commencing. Disparaging remarks spewing forth. Bah! Texas Sugar Bradley ain't but nothing! Au Contraire, Mon Frere! Texas Sugar Bradley is everything and MORE! In less than two weeks time, you'll see what I was talking about. There's a method to my madness and one day, you'll get IT!

Y'know, I am feeling a bit guilty. I did play with you and well, I'd like to make amends. Kk. That's cool. I can dig it. Just so there's no hard feeling betwixt us, I'll give you another look at TSB. Alright, sounds good. I'm game. WHAT THE FRACK?!! Man, you just posted another picture of the sky and some trees! What ARE you? A whackadoodle?! Nah, I'm just an aspiring photographer trying to garner up some exposure for my work. Speaking of which, if all of you could click on the link below this post and like on Facebook,tweet on Twitter and share on Google, I will be a happy camper.
Ok, folks! That's all the time we have for today's show. Thanks for watching and don't forget to stay tuned for further episodes of my blog! Don't touch that dial! Don't change that channel! Don't click on that remote! Same time, same channel.
Until next time, May the Force be with you!
Sidebar: check out Willy Moon on YouTube.
http://www.YouTube.com. His video: Yeah! Yeah! has close to 1,900,000 views!!
All photos uploaded have been taken with the iPhone4, edited with Snapseed and/or Photoshop Express. My camera apps are Hipstamatic and 645Pro. The photo of the cat was shot with the Tinto 1848 lens and the C-Type plate. The sunrise photo was shot using Jimmy lens and Dream Canvas film. For both photos, I used the Hipstamatic app to capture the images.



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